My mom just sent this to me in an email. Thought you all would get a chuckle out of it, although some of you have probably seen it before.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impres sive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him.
(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)
A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
